Message: My name is Doc Edwards, and I’ve been a convert to your phytoceremide product’ for nearly four and a half months now. I’ m just about to turn the chronological big 70 next year. Now, if it is a women in your office who is reading this letter, then please, don‘t be like my older sister (she’s 76, going on 212, so she knows everything) and try and tell me that men my age don’t care about their looks as they get older. Horse hockey! I mean…after all…mine is the face of responsibility: I’ve got several women depending on this face and that smile to bring a little extra-curricular joy into their lives --- not all at the same time, mind you, but rather each on a different day of the week --- that is, if I’m not too awfully tired from my services to the others earlier in the week.So here’s “An Unsolicited Testimonial,” as they say:“After trying several different brands of phytoceremide and all with fair to moderate success as far as results go, I finally got around to ordering your product to try just a few months ago. The specific reason that I wanted to try your brand was the fact that I discovered that, unlike the other brands which were made from wheat, the phytoceremide in your capsules was derived from rice which my exhaustive Internet research (you can be exhaustive when your retired and there’s nothing better to do) indicated that phytoceremide, derived from rice, was superior to that produced from wheat in several important respects. Though, what actually sold me was when my research kept indicating that phytoceremide, derived from rice, was more easily absorbed into the body’s cell structure than phytoceremide derived from only wheat.Therefore, after ordering and using just one bottle (a one month’s supply) of your rice-derived phytoceremide capsules, the tighter, plumper, fuller, rosier, and much more youthful looking skin emerging on my face and neck was all the damn research I needed. And the bottom-line is I’ve used it for the last four months like it was a prayer book. Now, so as not to drag this testimony from New York to South Georgia, just let me say that I think the two un-retouched photos ( one before and one after) that I’ve included as an attachment to this email pretty much says it all.Now, I ask you, to consider for just a moment the better of the two photos enclosed, which even a yellow dog could tell would clearly be the “after” photo, which was taken a month ago after using your fine , rice-based product for only three months. However, don’t let me and that yellow dog influence your own determination as to precisely in which of the two photo’s you yourself think that I look the youngest in?That’s right, put your glasses on, and then go get somebody else to come over here and decide with you, so as to do this judging thing democratically right. Now, mind you, both of you need to try and stay completely objective as you make your final selection. Take your time Don’t make your final determination and selection simply as the naturally biased manufacturers of the wonderfully effective phytoceremide product that produced this remarkably handsome, garrulously talkative, sexy, and youthful looking face, which is wrapped around a rather big, horsey-looking smile and plastered onto and covering what is, in all truth and fact, a nearly 70 year old visage --- but rather make and pick your choice as the honest, objective, unbiased (well, I guess you can strike that last word, anyway) just and fair judges of the unvarnished, undeniable evidence and proof , based in and upon the uncompromising, unforgivable, unaltered photographic images of me that are now before you, tagged “Before” and “After.”And so, in your final, closing statement, concerning this whole matter, I think you would probably agree to state out loud and say along with me ---- in the words of that great philosopher, whose name I have already forgotten -----that most appropriate old axiom to the present occasion at hand as follows: “One can only rightly conclude, based strictly on the evidence before us, that the proof of the phytoceremide, unlike the proverbial pudding, is not in the ‘ tasting’ but in the ‘looking’,…n’est pas?”